F-word in Life

You’re trapped in a room for 3 days with your nasty ex, what do you do?
- Kill her dead.

You’re stuck on an elevator with the person you’ve fallen the hardest for, what happens?
- I rape them. Violently... dream on!

The celebrity you love the most offers to marry you, as long as you don’t talk to any of your current friends or family members anymore. Do you marry them?
- I’d probably consider it for about 10 seconds then politely decline and try to talk them around into marrying me anyways.

Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
- Tell them to leave. Get out. Go. Never darken my door again.

If you ever want live to see another day, you’re forced to snort cocaine. Do you do it?
- Err, yeah. But knowing my luck I’d have a heart attack and die thanks to the coke.

If you woke up in one of the Saw movies, do you think you could survive?
- Yeah def….& I’d kill Jigsaw too, cos’ I’m F-wordin’ badass.

When is the last time you were in a photobooth taking pictures with friend?
- When I was very very young.

Who’s the last person you had a sleepover with?
- Me and myself.

Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided seeing them?
- I do it all the time.

Do you know anyone with such a terribly annoying voice that you can’t even stand it?
- Yes, and no matter how many times I tell them to not talk to me, they insist on doing so.

On average, what do you think you cry about the most?
- In general, nothing. Lately, my dad.

Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can tell everything to?
- Yes.

Who was the last guy you talked to?
- Andy the fat boy... my friend

Do you think best friends can be replaced?
- No.

Does the last person you held hands with mean a lot?
- Yes

Does it matter to you if your boyfriend/girlfriend smokes?
- Kinda, I’d rather they didn’t.

Do you think you have made a difference in anyone’s life?
- I like to think I have, probably not though.

Which of your friends is the easiest to talk to?
- Quite a few.

What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?
- Nothing, anymore.

What friend do you tell the most?
- These questions lack all the basic fundamentals of correct Grammar.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
- My mum

Wheres the weirdest place you’ve changed clothes?
- In the middle of the street… moronic question

Are you going anywhere next summer?
- Yes.

Are you waiting for anyone to call right now?
- Noooooope.

Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
- Nope, more like I want her ass on a spike.

Are you shy?
- Nope.

Are you talkative?
- When I want to be.

Do you secretly like someone?
- Secretly? I think it’s pretty obvious.

Do you announce when you have to pee?
- Yep, just to make other people feel uncomfortable.

Who was the last person you cried in front of?
- My mum…..running theme here.

Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- I am the master.

How is life going for you right now?
- Pretty shit.

Do you trust people easily?
- I trust NO ONE.

Do you give out second chances easily?
- Nope.

Do you smile a lot?
- Depends. I don’t walk around with a big cheesy grin on my face if thats what you mean.

One thing you’re looking forward to?
- Sleeping tonight.

How do you feel about change?
- Change is good. I love Change.

Have you ever cried from being so mad?
- Yup. Lots and lots and lots.

Last time you got a text message and smiled?
- About a minute ago,

Have you ever made anyone laugh when they were crying?
- Tut, course I have. I’m hilarious.

Are you happy?
- Not really,

Will you kiss the person you last kissed again?
- Yes. With a F-wording baseball bat.

Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
- Yes, once…and once only.

Do you prefer to be around people, or by yourself?
- Depends who it is. Most people annoy the hell out of me.

If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
- Probably not.

First person to text today?
- My friend….quelle suprise

The person you’re in love with moves across the world, what do you do?
- Move with them.

Any other ‘F-wording question’?